
Age: 33 and counting.
Job: Actor on that CW show The Vampire Diaries. Have you seen it? Yeah? Alriiiight, awesome. I'm portray that awesome hunter dude, Alaric Saltzman.
Game: Being a fucking awesome person.
Well, hello! I'm Matthew W. Davis (you don't need to know what the W stands for) but you can call me Matt. I like to crack jokes and make people laugh, so if you're feeling down, I'm your guy! I'll be honest, I'm a grown man with the humor of an eighth grader. Don't be surprised if I make some gross or perverted comment. That's just me. Some cool people: Ian, Paul, Nina, Torrey, Joseph, Sara, Candice, Kat...All them are pretty dang awesome. Nina and Paul are the only one's who can get away with insulting me all day. Ian is my partner in crime. Team Badass.I’ve been great! And yourself?
Me? A loser? Naaaaah.
And then he’s off again. Meeting with my agent. Back tomorrow!
Loser!

And then he’s off again. Meeting with my agent. Back tomorrow!
Or Skittles. Or both. But not necessarily together, that would be gross.
Sorry, no chunky monkey, Ernesto.
Daaangiiiiiit.
Sorry, Ernesto Riley! Can’t help it.
Is there any coffee? If not, you should go with me to get some.
Sorry, no chunky monkey, Ernesto.
Daaangiiiiiit.